Funny Raccoon 'I'd Pick You Over Trash' Hoodie – Valentines Gift for Him Her Sarcastic Vintage Anti-Valentine

Rock our Funny Raccoon Valentines Hoodie! This comfy, sarcastic 'I'd Pick You Over Trash' design is a perfect anti-Valentine statement. Quality hoodie for men and women with unique humor. Product materials ✨ Why This Hoodie Is a Wardrobe Essential:     🛡 Heavy Blend Reliability: Made with a heavy-weight construction (approx. 8.0 oz/yd² or 271 g/m²) and a balanced 50% Cotton / 50% Polyester blend—built for warmth and longevity.     ☁️ Supreme Inner Softness: Features a brushed inner fleece that provides exceptional softness and insulation for unbeatable warmth on chilly days.     💨 Stays Smooth Longer: Utilizes Air Jet yarn technology to minimize pilling, keeping the fabric surface smooth and new-looking for years.     🎒 Practical Utility: Comes with a spacious Kangaroo Pouch Pocket—perfect for keeping hands warm or storing essentials on the go.     🧣 Extra Details: Includes a double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord, adding both style and extra protection from the elements. Care instructions Turn hoodie inside out to protect the print. Machine wash cold (30°C/86°F) on gentle with similar colors. Use mild detergent; do not bleach; no fabric softeners. Tumble dry low or hang dry to prevent shrinkage and fading. If needed, iron low inside out; never iron the graphic. Do not dry clean. For stains, pre-treat and wash cold. Return/Exchange Notice We do not accept returns or exchanges when the item matches the size and style ordered. Please review our size chart carefully and double-check your selection before checkout.

Features

• Premium quality print
• Made-to-order with care
• Durable and long-lasting
• Eco-friendly inks

Shipping

• Same day production, ship in 1-2 business days
• Expedited shipping options available at checkout
• International shipping available to select countries

Returns & Exchanges

• Returns accepted for damaged, defective, or items significantly different from description
• Return requests must be initiated within 30 days of receiving your order
• Personalized or custom-printed items cannot be returned
• Replacement or refund (minus shipping fees) after inspection